You know what they say: Tacky is as tacky does, otherwise known as breeding shows. The almost Vice President is nothing but a made-over hillbilly who let her children run wild while she chased her dreams of stardom. Now that she's back to being a measly Governor she's a bit bitter, and she's set her sights on the family of her daughter's baby daddy.

Granted Levi's family has their issues: His mom got popped recently for trafficking in painkillers. That's never a good thing. But Sexy Sarah's family is far from perfect - her husband's half-sister was just busted for breaking and entering, and then there was Troopergate.

So where does she get off trashing the family of the boy who admits having sex with her daughter numerous times, and even hints that Palin was aware of it? His family claims they were banned from visiting the baby in the hospital while the Palins showed up in droves. Now they're going on the Tyra Banks show to "clear the air". Uh, yeah. How much were they paid?

I think the Palins and the Johnstons should just take their hillbilly feud back to the Klondike and duke it out like the white trash they are. They can toilet paper each other's trees, ding-dong ditch each other all night long, and just generally raise a ruckus as they fade into oblivion, where they belong.