Oh, those pesky paparazzi, always trying to shove that telephoto lens up your skirt when you're jumping out of and SUV or getting polluted in the VIP room. There are many ways to block that potentially disastrous shot, but only one will truly scare that camera away.

You can squeeze your knees tightly together, but if you're used to them being up around your ears it might be too much of a stretch. Lindsay's knees haven't been pressed together since she was in the womb.

You can also hold your purse in front of your lap, but that might be too much of a bother if you're always dipping into the little pocket for a pick-me-up. Having a husband to protect your honor by blocking the shot is also ideal, but some women aren't the marrying type.

Enter Lindsay Lohan, who is not herself against giving the paps that money shot - Lord knows she's done it time and time again. Her boyish gal pal Sam has other ideas, and is obviously at great pains to avoid showing the world what she's desperately trying to keep all to herself (not that she's selfish - she's scared of catching something). When the paps came around with their low-slung cameras she did the only thing she could, diving across Lindsay's lap to hold her legs closed. It took every ounce of her strength, but she got it done. That's devotion.