Camp Simpson is suspiciously quiet. The media focus has turned from the pretty couple to her licensing empire and unfortunate wardrobe choices. Is there something going on we don't know about?

First there was the story of Tony cheating on Jess with a presumably hotter, thinner and younger brunette ... right in her own house, if you actually believe every word in Star - and really, who doesn't? Of course Jessica's people dismissed the story as BS and that was that. Except that we haven't seen them together lately. And, I hate to say it, but she has put a couple pounds on. She carries it well, but it's there, and she is known to be an emotional eater.

In all that uproar over some atrocious fashion choices (did she design them? why else would she wear something so awful?!?) not once did Tony pipe up to say that he loves her no matter how plump she gets. Or that he is there for her when she's ready to lose it. Nothing. At. All. Does this mean the cheating (and thus the breakup) really did happen, and her peeps are trying to save face by keeping it mum? Could be.

And then of course there was her little mini-meltdown in Grand Rapids, where she mumbled, cried and appeared to simply lose her shit. Witnesses said she did not smell or appear to be drunk. I thought she looked (and sounded) like a girl who just had her heart broken. Again.

For Jessica's sake, I hope she's just been carb-loading or shotgunning that Vitamin Beer again. I'd feel bad for her if he did cheat and she did give him the boot. As annoying and brainless as she can be, I still feel kinda bad for her when she gets dumped on. Again. Perhaps it's time to try a new flavor. She's pushing 30, ready to settle down and breed and she needs to find a solid, respectable guy that'll do the right thing by her. She won't find that in Hollywood, but maybe Nashville will be better for her.