We haven't seen Jennifer and Paul together in ages. And she looks like she's lost like a hundred pounds. Seriously, at least thirty. Is there something going on we don't know about?

Not that it's any of our business. Really. But lately Jennifer has been looking a lot different. She's a shadow of her former self, just a bag of bones with really hairy arms and knobby knees. She was never known for her curves but she did have a nice figure. She just chose to hide it in some of the most hideous ensembles seen in recent years. Real clown college stuff.

In her most recent appearances, Jennifer has also been looking a lot better coordinated, like someone else has been picking out her clothes and making sure they match. It almost looks like the work of a stylist.

For all we know, this could all be the work of a stylist. I know of a certain stylist whose trademark is emaciated clients in hippie-dippy frocks and hot-ironed hair. Her name kinda rhymes with Maple Toe. Kinda. And I think that's as close as I'd like to get. Jennifer's not alone. There's a whole new crop of too-too-skinny girls out there waiting to take the place of those who starved before them. In some circles, thin is always thin, regardless of what you have to do to get there.