Was this a lame attempt to top Kanye West's window shade shades? If so, it failed. I bet her mother designed these.

No wonder she looks so grumpy. Was this a way to recycle last year's Christmas decorations? Did she drop her shades in the paper shredder again? They look like they're made of Reynolds Wrap.

Besides looking ridiculous, these sunglasses have little or no practical value. What do you do if it's windy? I would think they'd tickle her nose like crazy, all those little wisps blowing around. Like I said, no wonder she looks so grumpy. I'd be pissed, too.