See what happens when you bite everyone around you? Nobody wants you around. Now that Her Highness is in a better place, there's no one left to insist that millions be left to a dog that never did anything for anyone. You thought Cheetah felt bad? How do you think Lassie's going to feel when she reads this? Oh, the injustice of it all.

Trouble was the little darling of the notorious Queen of Mean, Leona Helmsley. In her will, Leona disowned two of her grandchildren allegedly for refusing to name any of their children after her dead husband, Harry. In April, the courts ruled Leona wasn't mentally competent when the will was executed, and awarded $4 million to the charitable trust the Helmsleys set up and $6 million to the disinherited ones. Mad biter Trouble lives in Florida, where she is under super-secret high security due to death threats. In Leona's will, she asked that her brother take Trouble when she's gone, but no one in the family would go near her, so they gave her to the manager of a Florida Helmsley resort. I saw a picture of her recently in one of the New York dailies; she still looks like she got eat your face off. They say dogs do pick up their owners' personalities; I'm sure Leona's proud.