You know, because his legs just don't have the spring they used to. Next time he'll give you a foot-up; it's one of those little niceties that more mature lovers can enjoy. Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner are a great example of love the umpteenth time around.

Some of my fondest TV memories from the 90s are of Heather (Amanda) and Jack (Peter) on Melrose Place. Well, just Amanda. But they were a great couple.

And they're a great couple now. What started out very tentatively seems to have blossomed into a comfortable fit - they're like a married couple. It's probably what Heather needs (no 911 calls recently) and they do photograph well together. What more could a Hollywood couple ask for?