It's a shame they won't be here for the holidays. They'd be the perfect gift for that man in your life who thinks he's prettier than you. Admit it, girls. We've all had one of those. Follow the jump to see the perfect footwear for a slab of meat with limited shelf life.

I don't know whose idea these were, but I'm sure they'll catch on with a certain crowd. They're not particularly attractive to the non-shoe fetishist, but for label whores they're probably irresistible.

Manolos for men are scheduled for release in the spring. There's no word yet on what their price range will be, but I'd bet the farm they'll be cheaper than the women's shoes. Because that's just how they roll. $10 for a men's haircut, $60 for a women's. $2 to dry clean a men's shirt, $20 for a women's. It's just so unfair. They should even the score by making beer a controlled substance. That would fix their smug, pudgy asses.