Nobody really believed them anyway. Jake was too ... effeminate for Reese's taste, as Reese was to Jake's. Guess he won't be dragged out of the closet anytime soon.

I don't see understand his reticence, unless he's worried about what his parents will think. Gay is the new black in Hollywood, and it can't help but give his career a little boost. He can't ride Brokeback forever.

Reese can do no wrong as Hollywood's highest paid actress at present. She also endeared herself to millions of unhappily married women by tossing her ex, Ryan Philippe, out when he got caught cheating. She looks better than she ever has, and should have no trouble meeting someone new - look at Kate Hudson.

Jake will probably continue to cloak his true sexuality in semi-secrecy for the foreseeable future. Expect to see him escorting lots of wholesome, clean-cut young men to various sporting events and going for long, sweaty bike rides wrapped in clingy Lycra.