ELTON JOHN HAS ANOTHER SH*T FIT

Elton John doesn't mind being referred to as the big old Queen that he is. He apparently takes the title very literal. What else then would have explained the royal fit he pitched when made to walk 50 yards from his chauffeured vehicle to the VIP area of the Princess Diana concert at London's Wembley Stadium?

The Daily Mail newspaper reports that Elton and his entourage were asked to make the trek on foot because of royal security around the concert. Prince William and Harry were in the house and rules call for no vehicles within 50 yards of the royal pair.

"Get out of my ****ing way," he allegedly screamed at a policeman. "Don't you know who I am? I've been working all ****ing day and I need to get to my ****ing dressing room."

The policeman was unmoved by Elton's rant and politely reiterated his request for the party to exit the vehicle and get to steppin'.

The incident happened late on Sunday night following Sir John's performance in the grand finale of the concert which was cut short due to technical problems. In other words, the Queen's panties were already in a bunch.

"He was upset because his act was delayed by technical problems, meaning he had to cut it short," the report says.

Photos of fuming Elton on foot have been circulating and from the looks of his waistline, maybe the policeman was just trying to do his less than svelte figure a favor.