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Scarlett Johansson sex tape?
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A dirty little Internet rumor is slowing making it's way up the gossip ladder. In an email sent out this weekend, some site claims to have a Scarlett Johansson sex tape. The site is offering the tape for $20 It all started when I was walking near the sound tent and my buddy waived me over, smiling and chuckling to himself. He handed me a pair of headphones and informed me that “____�’s mic was still on and that she and her assistant were talking trash about some people they had had a run-in with at a Las Vegas club recently. I am still amazed how crude women can be when there are no men around. Then a p.a. comes in and tells them 75min until the next setup. “___� then says she is going to the bathroom. I thought it would be a funny wrap party blooper, so I told him to record it. This was at three in the morning (about fourteen hours into a sixteen hour day), so we were giggling like kids and thought this was hilarious. As she was doing her business, her phone rings. There is no talking so I’m guessing it was a text. Skip ahead…she is walking and makes a call asking “Where are you�. Skip ahead…she gets into a vehicle and shares some sweet talk with a guy. I thought she had a boyfriend, but I don’t recognize this guy’s voice. She asks him how he got his seat back and he informs her that the controls are on the side of the seat. There is some rustling, then the vehicle door opens. It is at this moment that I see the interior light of the vehicle across the way. She reclines the seat and gets back in. Skip ahead…there is some more sweet talk, then some more rustling, then they start kissing and so forth. THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard capped off by the words “Yeah, cum�. |
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Comments
please god let this be real
Posted by: ricky | November 9, 2006 7:58 PM