Lindsay Lohan's dad must not get Sirius satellite radio in prison. Either that or he missed Wilmer Valderrama’s now legendary appearance on the Howard Stern show. Michael Lohan has told the National Enquirer that he believes Wilmer is the perfect guy for his 19-year-old daughter.

Michael told the Enquirer, "From what I've seen and heard, Wilmer is the one for Lindsay. I've spoken to Wilmer several times by phone and told him this.� [Editor’s note: Mr. Lohan is talking to Wilmer in jail but not Lindsay? What’s wrong with this guy?�

"Lindsay is linked with a lot of different guys in print - most of them are just people she bumps into at clubs. None of them mean a thing to her. And I wish the rumors about her romances would stop. But I always found Wilmer a cut above the other guys she dated. When I met him he was a gentleman and very respectful to her. I like that."

Clearly Michael doesn’t know the definition of a gentleman. Unless it’s changed to a guy who kisses and tells about your daughter’s sexual ability and breast size, then we’re pretty sure Wilmer doesn’t make the cut.

Lindsay, meanwhile, has been linked to director Brett Ratner in the past few weeks. Her very vocal publicist, Leslie Sloane, has not commented on Michael’s Enquirer interview.