Bosh Bitch

Fat Britney Spears, Paris Hilton the singer, Jessica Alba hates her body etc

Fuck, Why is it that hot people are never satisfied with their bodies, Jessica Alba says she hates her body, she wishes she was taller and skinner. In other Alba news that unsatisfied bitch is totally getting to big for her boots....She says no more sex kitten roles for her... I guess she will be working the Wal Mart counter very soon

Britney Spears not pregnant, just fat. The fat singer was seen drinking wine all over LA....she's probably hoping the wine will melt away the extra pounds ... the good news she is not pregnant .... How do you build up an imagine of being so sexy then let your self go ... shit ....even dlist celebrities are able to bounce back after giving birth ... there is no excuse why this whore is still so fat... none

....meanwhile her gold digging wanna be rapper - husband is too many things. he just released this piece of bosh ... my ears are ringing for that bosh.... Maybe if Kevin wasn't married to Britney, I would believe he could be tough, but he is and everything he does sounds like a fucking joke...

YES I WOULD STILL HAVE A BABY FOR HIM (if I could..being a guy and all)

As any bosh regular knows. I love Mariah Carey, but today I read one of the funniest pieces of bosh ever. Mariah Carey may be the new face of Louis Vuitton. Shit, if Louis Vuitton is going for LI trash sure, Mariah would make a great model... Check the above images out ... now I know Louis Vuitton did not make that tacky ass swimsuit ( right ) - (love you Mimi ... can't wait for Say Something Video)

Speaking of funny bosh.... Lindsay Lohan wants to be Wonder Woman... .... she is such a ambitious girl

OK, I already feel like I need to wash in Clorox but I need to share something... I think Pete Doherty is fucking hot... I am totally seeing what Kate Moss sees. Yes, I know he has a small penis, bad teeth, loves drugs, but he is like Dior Homme's Muse ... that has to count for something... When Pete does stuff like this I get so hot

Remember when that old geezer Michael Douglas slammed Brad Pitt for being pussy whipped ... well here is Michael Today. he is so fucking hot...

Like Beyonce Knowles, Jessica Simpson is one these celebrities who always have a bad weave, if you dreamed of looking like a piece of Bosh ... I have some good news, in addition to her body scents, clothes and makeup , you can now get your hands on a Jessica Simpson weave... sweet

I hate Demi Moore.. maybe I am jealous that Ashton's man meat fills her but I will never write about this slut again ... unless she admits she was pregnant ... last year but lost baby.

Jake Gyllenhaal loves to hug Men ... I don't care how many girls he has dated or dates ... this pictures tell me everything I need to know about Mr Gyllenhaal

Wentworth Miller is really pretty.... and he is straight ... so Rockmond Dunbar says ( who happened to play a straight guy who was seduced by a gay man in the movie Punks)