The Bosh has just received a communique from Star. Though the printing in the message is not all clear, we can make out that it has something to do with Lindsay Lohan playing with a big, and here's the problem, we can't read the first letter of the word, but the last three are O-C-K. The story involves Lindsay having an intimate relationship with Jared Leto, long rumored to have the biggest, squirtin'est hose in the shed.

Jared's character in "Requiem For a Dream" had his infected arm amputated; that in "Fight Club" got his face beaten to a pulp while that in "American Psycho" got axe-whacked to death. Yet those were all fictions; in the more entertaining realm of real life, wagging tongues just can't get enough of saying that Jared is in the American Dream Club.

Though in 1982 on David Letterman, Lindsay Lohan dressed as garbage for a skit titled "Things You Find on the Bottom of the Subway," fans say her involvement with Leto smacks more of her later work in "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen," "Life-Size" and of course, "Freaky Friday." Sources say that "Jared has made her forget Wilmer," adding more grist to the mill. After all, who isn't going to forget Wilmer when she's got Jared’s really big O-C-K right where she loves it? (By Scott Rose)