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All eyes were on a Manhattan court house today as Russell Crowe got ready to learn his fate in the wake of his infamous telephone-throwing tantrum. Women and gays were reported thronging the court house steps in the hopes of being able to eat humble crowe's pie. Strange to say, you can look Russell up on the International Movie Data Base and learn that he once said "I'd like to play passionate women, but no one will let me."
A word about that hotel clerk who settled with Russell for $100,000 for the telephone-throwing attack. Did they hire you knowing that your IQ was much, much lower than the lowest nightly rate in the hotel? $100,000? Do you have any idea what this guy makes per film? After his success in "Glad-He-Ate-Her," tickets for a concert by his band, 30 Odd Foot of Grunts, went for over $500 on e-Bay.
Russell Crowe wants to give his brain for medical science after his death. Biologists will then have important clues to what makes a person a hothead. He's been in brawls, he's slammed a producer of the British Film Awards against a wall, he's thrown a telephone at a hotel clerk; and for that, they're going to ban him from working in the country? Heck, a much more dangerous person is currently in residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. (By Scott Rose)
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