Bruce Springsteen said it like this: "Down here it's just
'winners' and 'losers' and don't get caught on the wrong side of that line."
Writing about "winners" is like showing off those "adorable
baby pictures" to the "newlywed sterile couple next door"
-- it's just cruel.
Here at the bosh, we only care if you're a loser.
In this miserable world "screw ups" are expected to happen;
that's why it's more fun to watch someone else lose for a change.
Admit it, you're a loser-lover.
In "loser-speak," remember the only truth when that ax falls
and the cameras caught you smiling in your underpants: "we are all
in this alone."
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Tom Cruise
His recent behavior was "tacky"
enough to land him in the number one spot as the "tackiest star
of the year" in a reader poll
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Heidi Klum
Ready for a catfight? Klum is at the center
of a lawsuit filed by a man claiming the supermodel's "Project Runway"
reality show is based on a "rejected script" he created two
years ago -- who knew those awful reality shows needed scripts?
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Catherine Bell
CBS pulled its SF drama "Theshold" (and
it's reported to be canceled) just as they announced they are bringing
in Catherine Bell to join the cast.
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Black Friday
Expanded hours and heavy discounts drew
a mob of "crude" shoppers but sales on Friday were "slim" compared to
a year ago; maybe someone spotted the enormous "pink elephant" in the
middle of the room.
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FDA
Political extremist got in the way of
"science" when the FDA rejected Plan B -- a pill that helps "reduces the
demand for abortions".
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Nick Lachey
Lachey, famous-for-being-married to Jessica
Simpson might actually have to get a real job -- I don't think we'll be
seeing part two of "Newlyweds"
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RENT
Folks decided to wait and "rent" this
dated musical adaptation about hip New Yorkers; it opened No. 5 with
$10 million (way below the expected $25 million).
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Stanley Tookie Williams
"B" List Celebrities --looking for camera
time -- are trying to help Crips gang founder, who became an anti-gang
activist, from the death penalty..
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Russell Crowe
Crowe "laughed" off the phone thing and
said the media blew the incident out of proportion. "I got a $160 court-cost
fine for something that would have had more newsprint about it than some
very horrific and specific things that we should know about in our community,"
he told reporters. Maybe someone should "phone" him and tell him to shut
up.
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Alias
ABC's "Alias" is going undercover for
good! Seems viewers didn't buy a pregnant Jennifer Garner as a globe-trotting
spy; ABC did promise viewers "a big finish."
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Does
it get any more loseresque?
keep your eyes open: send us
your would-be-LOSERS!!!
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