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There is nothing so quaint as last week's gossip. For example, this past April 5, Jude Law went on holiday with his ex-wife Sadie Frost to a nature retreat in the English countryside. At the end of April, to squelch rumors that his relationship with Sienna Miller had gone to the bathroom of the Kodak theater without an Oscar, Jude took Sienna on a trip to Africa. Nature retreats, Africa . . . when is the dude going to realize that women prefer shopping sprees on the Champs Elysees?
Sadie and Jude are known to have gone through a divorce as bitter as a turpentine-soaked lemon peel. She argued in court that she deserved one-third of all his future earnings because she had stood by him while he was establishing himself. He argued that she was full of excrement. London psychiatrists rubbed their hands in glee imagining the long-term effects all the acrimony would have on the couple's children Rafferty, Iris and Rudy.
Meanwhile Jude has been through a Daisy inferno, with a kiss-and-tell nanny acting as if, because she induced the man to have sexual congress with her, the world wanted to hear all the details of just how low and trashy and slutty a British nanny can get. Jude even got photographed by a stealth paparazzo when he was changing his bathing suit in the south of France, causing fans everywhere to say he had the biggest disappointment they had ever seen.
All that gossip is quaint compared to what Star is dishing up this week. They say that Jude and his ex Sadie have been patching things up. With Sienna fuming and out of the way, Sadie has been moving in for a reconciliation; Star claims she is "desperate" to achieve one. The two have had heart to heart talks and Jude has enjoyed Sunday brunch in "their" Primrose Hill house which Sadie won in the divorce settlement. Sadie, you'll remember, filed for divorce on grounds of Jude's "unreasonable behavior." Is it reasonable of her that she is now desperate to get back with the famous womanizer? (By Scott Rose)
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