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October 12, 2005
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'Simple Life' canceled |
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Life's gotten a whole lot simpler for Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. The feuding former friends no longer need to worry about crossing paths at work. Fox has canceled their reality show, "The Simple Life." Until Hilton recently ended her engagement to Greek shipping heir, Paris Latsis, the show was planning, in its fourth season, to place her and Nicole, also engaged, as wives in different families in order to prepare them for their upcoming marriages. Fox likely pulled the plug on the series due to this latest hurdle and to the fact that Hilton and Richie are no longer pals. But Bunim-Murray Productions, the company behind the show as well as MTV's "The Real World," is confident that America isn't yet finished with Paris and Nicole. "We're disappointed that 'The Simple Life' will not continue on Fox where it has performed so well, but we believe this series...is still a dynamic and valuable franchise," the company said in a statement. Bunim-Murray should talk to E! They'll air just about any show. Well, apparently any show that isn't hosted by Tara Reid at least.
(By Kate Lanahan)
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October 12, 2005
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Zellweger wants a baby |
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In Hollywood, if you're not toting around a rugrat or boasting a bulging baby bump, you're nobody. Motherhood is hot right now - perhaps because of Angelina Jolie, who made children a must-have accessory. Renee Zellweger has been feeling left out of this trend. When she married country singer Kenny Chesney in May, she was hoping to be bouncing a baby on her knee shortly thereafter. Unfortunately - as we all know - things didn't work out according to her plan. The actress, who seems to be playing Bridget Jones in life as well as on screen, received another blow this week when sources reported that her ex, White Stripes frontman, Jack White, and his new bride are expecting. Perhaps Miss Zellweger has realized she's destined to remain the bridesmaid and never the bride. As a result, she's reportedly looking in to adopting an orphaned child. Of course, Renee consulted with Jolie before making her decision. Angelina has two orphaned children, Maddox and Zahara. For her adoption, Zellweger has looked to Ethiopia, but she won't be getting any special treatment. A source at the adoption agency that she visited said, "Renee still has to meet the same ten conditions as everybody else. The main two are that she's financially secure and law-abiding." As far as we know, she's got both of those conditions under control. Let's hope for her sake that the third requirement isn't a history of stable relationships.
(By Kate Lanahan)
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October 12, 2005
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Kutcher Moore wedding pics |
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It's official: Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are husband and wife. And UK tabloid OK!, recently launched in the US, has the pictures to prove it. As the Bosh reported on October 3rd, the newlyweds were reportedly offered $3 million for the photos. The Kutchers have not confirmed the payment, but have denied earlier reports that they planned to give the money to Habitat for Humanity for the victims of the Gulf Coast hurricanes. As she walked down the aisle, Moore wore a Lanvin gown. Kutcher topped off his cream Brooks Brothers suit with a fedora - and not his signature trucker cap. Guests included Demi's three daughters, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah, and Kutcher's "That '70s Show" co-star, Wilmer Valderrama.
(By Kate Lanahan)
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October 12, 2005
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Tara Reid |
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At the top of its homepage, bitterwaitress.com has the legend "Feel the love." The site features an STD you'd never want to catch. (Shitty Tipper Database). It has a store where you can purchase shirts and such imprinted with the bitterwaitress logo. Best of all, it has reports from real waitresses on celebrities who done them wrong. The Bosh doesn't know how truthful these reports are, but the one below about Tara Reid in a San Diego Starbuck's made us laugh.
"Last Super Bowl, Tara Ried came into the Starbucks where I use to work. She was as drunk as a skunk and hanging out with four or five slutty girls wearing next to nothing. She asked if we could blend her a drink and add a few splashes of vokda (which she pulled out of her fake Fendi purse...eww). I told her we werent a bar and there were no margaritas on our menu and she lunged over the counter screaming "DONT YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM!?!?!?" I told her that I knew who she was and still could not help her. She then did the most horribly embarassing thing I could imagine. She turned to a male co worker of mine, lifted up her skanky tank top and said "ARE MY TITS BETTER AT CONVINCING YOU!?!?!"
I told her to put her funbags away and leave."
(By Scott Rose)
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First, scientists warned that the so-called "designer" drug ecstacy could kill you; now, a human being with tenuous connections to celebrity has dropped the drug and then dropped dead.
Brent Edward Shapiro, a son of O.J. Simpson's lawyer Robert Shapiro, went to a football game last weekend and took ecstasy at a party. His girlfriend found him non-functional and took him to L.A.'s not-very-trendy Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. He died without having a chance to say thank you to the person who had given him the pill.
Ecstacy is the street name for 4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Users can not recall the scientific term for the drug because their neurotransmitters have been depleted by the drug itself. It is a recognized neurotoxin. One study showed that ecstasy impaired the mental development of neonatal rats. When PETA finds out, they are going to be pissed! (By Scott Rose)
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J. David Enright IV, a scion of influential New York State families, has filed a $5 million legal notice against the Catholic Church.
The retarded socialite is trying to claim that getting molested by a priest when he was 7 made him become homosexual. The abuse, which he suffered at the hands and dick of the so-called Reverend Joseph Romano, took place in 1961 and '62 at Camp Takawitha in upstate New York.
Though Enright says he recalls the abuse every day and has been severely hampered by it, in 1982, as an adman he got a $5 million annual account for the Broadway show "42nd Street." The Bosh points out that not only can sexual abuse not make a person homosexual, seeing "42nd Street" can't either.
As quoted in the Post, Enright says: "I had a completely straight life in business, socially on Park Avenue and Fifth Avenue. Then there was the other world, which was slinking around in Greenwich Village gay bars, finding mates."
The Bosh definitely thinks the sex-abusing priest should be defrocked, if not in the presence of youngsters! If the Church has to cough up $5 million because the priest abused Enright, hallelujah! But if Enright really and truly thinks that a priest going temporarily and sexually insane over him made him gay, he needs his head examined. If environmental factors could so easily and quickly form and/or change a person's sexuality, then the obvious cure for Enright would be to don a baggy sweatsuit and watch football for the whole season, swiggin' Buds and burpin' and fartin'. (By Scott Rose)
Ed Note : In an email to thebosh.com Enright writes
I am not saying that Father Romano made me gay and I don't believe that the brightest psychiatrist in the world would ever say it is a real possibility. The Post misquoted me badly.
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