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August 3, 2005
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Knoxville didn't sleep with Simpson |
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If you want to get to the bottom of a celebrity sex scandal, there's a team of men who you need on your side: Howard Stern and Ed Torian. Howard has put numerous celebrities to the test with Ed, his lie detector specialist. This morning they questioned Johnny Knoxville and got the answer that everyone has been after for months. Johnny, though initially nervous, submitted to the lie detector and claimed that he did not have sex with his co-star from Dukes of Hazzard, Jessica Simpson, as widely rumored. The results proved Johnny was telling the truth. However, when asked if he tongue-kissed Jessica, Johnny said "no," which Ed says was a lie. Johnny also lied about whether he thought Jessica was an idiot and whether he had ever thought about Jessica while masturbating. To protect himself, Knoxville confessed that he had been drinking and had recently used amphetamines, which could affect the test results.
(By Kate Lanahan)
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