While Diana, Princess of Wales lives on in the hearts of her billions of admirers, she also dies forever in the endless investigation into the circumstances of her death in a car crash in the Alma underpass in Paris.

In the latest installment, the wrecked Mercedes in which she died is being sent from France to London. Forensic experts will examine the car, which is on loan only, for hints as to what happened when it crashed into a pillar inside the Paris tunnel. The Bosh says, like duh!!!! Hello!!!!! What do they think happened?

Investigators will be using the most modern technology to construct a computer model of the crash scene to reflect exactly the movement of the car on the road. What a computer model, or ten thousand slightly different computer models, can tell them about what really happened is anybody's guess. You could, for example, make a computer model of the hot sex I had last night, but how are you going to know exactly who and how I kissed and sucked and fucked if I don't tell you, or if the guy I did it all with doesn't give you the video we made? I can only hope that by writing that, I'm making Lady Di smile, wherever she may be. (By Scott Rose)