Bryanboy: Le Superstar Fabuleux II

> Rant:

A loving boyfriend wanted. I've been single for far too long. I hate
it. Any offers? Please? Any living, breathing, human male will do at
this point, as long as you're under 35 with your weight in proportion
to your height. Email your photo and your name to: bryanboy@gmail.com
- I'll give you my phone number and let's talk.

> Hermes vs Oprah

One big person off the waiting list for the Birkin Bags. Good for us
mere mortals. Hahahahahahaha!

> Lindsay Lohan's skinny body

I LOVES IT. I'm so glad she's friends with Nicole and Paris. High time
that fat bitch got skinny. I think she got a ton more respect and I
personally think she's prettier now than before. Is it drugs? Is it
liposuction? Is it lipodissolve (my fave way of losing weight -
injectable fat dissolvers)? Is it a miracle pill? Whatever it is, good
for her.

I don't think it's drugs - coke or heroine. I think it's good old
medical science where the doctor is involved.

> Tom Cruise Crazy?
Of course he is.

> Scientology or Kabbalah?
Neither. I'm Catholic and loving it.

> Mariah Carey or Britney Spears
Mariah Carey. I give her A+ for Effort. She's on the same boat as
Naomi Campbell when it comes to mileage. You just have to have to have
to have to give the big fat brown monkey (who sings) some credit for
trying. For all we know, 100 years from now, Mariah Carey will still
be releasing records when she's 6 feet under the ground.

> Homme Plus or Vogue Homme
British Vogue. I don't read men's magazines. Men's mags remind me of
that trash mag Cargo. Disgusting.

> Kevin Federline or Ashton Kutcher
Neither. They're both white trash. You can't get any trashier than
that. Actually, I think I'd pick Ashton. I don't mind getting my ass
filled with his milkshake. Can you imagine, me getting pregnant one
day and then telling him: YOU GOT ME SPUNKED!

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