Anybody who has seen "Thelma and Louise" knows that Angelina Jolie is with an amazing sex machine. As reported in Star, Brad Pitt has been taking Angelina away from her home life more than usual and it's having a negative effect on her pet African Grey Parrot. When Angie travels, the parrot is boarded in the Amazon Rainforest Petshop in West Hollywood. How are you going to put an African parrot in an Amazon Rainforest and expect it to feel at home? Like, duh!!!! The bird goes on hunger strikes, flaps its wings to send its droppings flying out of the cage and god knows what else. Angelina; don't you think this is just a parroty of proper pet care? The Bosh confirms that there is no proof that Angelina's bird has taken to saying "Deeper, harder, faster. Oh Brad!" (By Scott Rose)