Radar Online features 20 of the 343 questions from the fabulous Church of Scientology's "SEC WHOLE TRACK" questionnaire. In keeping with our Scientology obsession, we tackle this amazing questionnaire.

- Have you driven anyone insane? Yes
- Have you ever killed the wrong person? What is your definition of kill
- Is anybody looking for you? Yes
- Have you ever set a poor example? Yes . My cocaine diet. I shared with the world
- Did you come to Earth for evil purposes? What defines evil .
- Are you in hiding? Yes
- Have you systematically set up mysteries? Yes . I ran a steamy blind item yesterday
- Have you ever made a practice of confusing people? Yes. It's my nature
- Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead? Yes
- Have you ever gone crazy? Yes
- Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity? Yes
- Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader? Yes
- Have you ever smothered a baby? smothered ?
- Do you deserve to have any friends? No
- Have you ever castrated anyone? No
- Do you deserve to be enslaved? What type of enslave are we talking? Big Muscle Hunk enslaving me is ok.
- Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again? All of them
- Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real? Yes
- Have you ever zapped anyone? zapped . Yes
- Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so,
did you spread it? Not that I know of.