"Comme il Faut" is a French phrase meaning that something has been done properly, according to elegant social norms.

Why do we mention it?

Mickey Rourke. Kim Bassinger once called him "The Human Ashtray." Star magazine now reports that on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival, Mickey said "I have to take a piss and can't wait!," and then jumped into the bushes for relief. Pas tres comme il faut.

Did anything in Mickey's career presage this event? He was involved in one project called "Desperate Hours," and another called "The Rainmaker." (By Scott Rose)