Star reports that Paris Latsis and Paris Hilton are not a match made in heaven and that in fact, their match might be about to burn out, snuffed, ashen. Paris the boy says that Paris the girl throws tantrums, flirts with other men and doesn't treat him with due respect. A source says "Latsis is not impressed by all the glitz and glamour surrounding her. He also seems bored with her clubbing friends and thinks her TV show's pathetic, not true art." If that quote is genuinely from Paris Latsis, it's preposterous. He maybe thought before seeing it that 'The Simple Life' was an installment of 'Masterpiece Theatre'? Latsis seems to be missing what it is that so fascinates people about Paris Hilton. She is an ultra-rich young lady who can both have the best of everything and behave like a two-bit tramp without at all losing her popularity. If he can't get used to that, he had best move on to somebody he'll find more artistic. (By Scott Rose)