Some curious things came out on the day Macaulay Culkin testified in the trial against Michael Jackson.

The notorious videotapes associated in part with this case were shown to the jury. In one, Michael, saying that he feels a need to be a voice for the voiceless, likened himself to Diana, Princess of Wales. Diana couldn't moonwalk but in many other respects, she is just like Michael Jackson.

Also in the interviews, Michael says that he has been unfairly accused of being a homosexual. What a way to put it, Mikey! Given that gay people are born gay, it would seem that a homosexual can no more be "accused" of being a homosexual than this writer can be "accused" of being 6'2".

Then too in the tapes, Michael Jackson denies having had plastic surgery other than two procedures on his nose to help him breathe better. Will anybody who believes that please contact me; I have a bridge to sell you, and actually, it's the bridge that used to be over Michael Jackson's nose, pickled in a glass jar.

We do mock. And yet, The Bosh renews its call for the parents of Michael Jackson's current accusers to be whacked hard with wood paddles. (By Scott Rose)