Chad Michael Murray seems to be wowing the ladies with his teeny weeny. Though he married Sophia Bush on April 16, he's been seen here, there and everywhere in the company of sluts who are not his wife. Rumors have been flying that he's done it with Paris; but The Bosh loves her so much that it would break our hearts to even remotely call her a slut. In any case, Star magazine is reporting that on may 2nd, Chad was having a gay old time, or to be more precise, a straight old time, shamelessly flirting with bare-assed strippers in a club in Toronto, where he was supposedly promoting "House of Wax." We've heard what some kinky types do with hot dripping wax; according to one of the floosies in the club where Chad was giving Sophia something to be proud of: "He sat down in my booth and I gave him a private dance for three songs." She said that he rubbed her legs during the, ahem, dance and that he was visibly aroused. To quote the floosie again; "Let's just say his wife is a lucky lady." Now why would she say that if it weren't for her having been mightily impressed by his very little cock? Ask any girl, Prince included, little penises are the big thing these days. And we're so pleased that Chad can be putting his little one into his wife's Bush. (By Scott Rose)