Because the life and death of Terri Schiavo have led humanity to an acute awareness of the importance of making a living will, The Bosh has a few suggestions of what to put in yours for the eventuality of your becoming a vegetable. Firstly, your living will should give directions on what to do with your 22-carrot jewelry. Equally important is your stipulating special steps to be taken to prevent your artichoking to death. Whatever other desires you put in writing, do put them clearly, so that others can not make of them an utter squash. (By Scott Rose)