Bruce Willis has been celebrating his birthday the weekend long; he can afford to do so in high style, receiving as he does 20 million per film plus 20% of the take from each film. His recordings with the Accelerators, 'The Return of Bruno' and 'If it Don't Kill You, It Just Makes You Stronger' may or may not be contributing to his healthy bottom line. Meanwhile, his top line has its weaknesses; here are two recent quotes from Willis; "God invented baldness to make men more humble." "God is pitiless; he takes the hairs from your head to replant them in your ears." The Bosh salutes the bald birthday boy, with no intention of worsening his complex about being bald, bald, bald. (By Scott Rose)