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I know what you're thinking - why would Britney Spears carry a tote bag that says "bitch"? It's like she's setting herself up for the punch lines. There might be another reason she picked the bag, though. According to the Sun, Brit used it to sneak her little Chihuahua "bitch", BitBit, into a restaurant with a "No Dogs Allowed" policy.

Cher, she's done it. Joan Rivers, she's definitely done it. But Ozzy Osbourne? The heavy metal icon recently admitted that he's had some plastic surgery done - a nose job and a facelift. We expected it from Sharon, but Ozzy?!? What is the world coming to?

Never accuse Leonardo DiCaprio of not doing his homework. The heart throb had a feeling that he would not be accepting the Oscar for Best Actor this year, so he practiced losing. According to Contact Music, DiCaprio spent hours in front of the mirror perfecting his reaction smile for Jamie Foxx's win. I didn't notice; did he do a good job?

The American public aren't the only ones infatuated with Jennifer Lopez's ample rear end. It seems her husband, Marc Anthony is quite a fan of her assets as well. He's painted a nude picture of J.Lo from behind and she loves it. In Touch Weekly claims she keeps it in her dressing room.

Renee Zellweger doesn't seem to be pouting over her break up with Jack White anymore. She's found a new boyfriend in Irish singer, Damien Rice (pictured with her here) and they're moving things along at record pace. While Rice refused to attend the Oscars with Renee, word is he watched them in her home and he hasn't left there since.
(By Kate Lanahan)