In Glen Aubrey, N.Y., on a rural road north of Binghamton, somebody had erected a six-foot-tall snow sculpture in the form of a dick and balls. There are unconfirmed reports that nuns from a local nunnery slipped out at night to slide down the sculpture. Nonetheless, one local woman called the Broome Country Sheriff's Department to complain that the artwork was offensive. A deputy went to the property owner, who said the sculpture was the handiwork of her sons. Calling Doctor Freud!!! (By Scott Rose)