In summarizing the year's highlights in gossip, the Daily News mentioned what Brad Pitt said when asked if he thinks he's a perfect male specimen. "I don't know, I'm hung like a hamster." Readers can judge for themselves by going to http://www.tekline.co.uk/natpitt.htm. As seen in those photos, Brad's penis appears to be bigger than the average whole hamster. They say it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean; but try telling that to a guy in a kayak in the middle of a tsunami. (BY SCOTT ROSE)