The "Sightings" section of the October 1 Page Six wants us to be excited that their spies saw Martha Stewart lunching at Michael's, the tony New York City eatery. Since the world knows that Martha just went to prison on an insider-trading rap, would the Post have us believe she escaped? Clearly, readers who want the true dirt and the latest dirt should be turning first to thebosh.com, where everything is to be taken with a grain of salt, but where you can learn that the powerful Republican Congressman David Dreier has been outted for having a gay affair with his chief of staff, even though he is on record as voting against gay rights. Way to go, DD!!!! Keep the country stuck in patterns of idiotic hypocrisy, we don't mind.